|Posted on June 1, 2011 at 3:44 PM|
How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack?
He walked in and payed for it.
How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
Throw them a golf ball.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap?
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw
How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
None They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
What did the white man do before his blood test?
What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs?
File a lawsuit.
What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?
They are both black people with white faces.
What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl?
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
What do you call a mob of white people at the University of Maryland burning down the city?
A Maryland championship.
What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?
A hockey victory.
What do you call a white cop?
What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?”
What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
What do you call a white man in court?
What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?
“Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”
What does a white man do at the club?
Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin’ & grindin’ with all of his fine white bitches.
What does a white man do when he is unhappy with current government decisions?
He writes a letter.
What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
“I forgive you”
What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
They’re both stuck up cunts.
What does a white woman make for dinner?
What’s Orange White and Very Beautiful?
A WHITE BOY ON FIRE!
What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake
What’s the difference between a white whore and a bitch?
The white whore would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would fuck everyone but you.
What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl’s ass!
What’s white and fourteen inches long?
Why cant white men jump?
They were too busy making racist jokes.
Why did the white man cross the road?
Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.
Why did white people own slaves?
They were not strong enough to pick cotton – weak bastards.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It’s hard to find them in the snow.
Why do white people like to play hockey?
It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
You know what sucks about being white?
Not much, really. I mean, there are starving people in Africa, and all those tsunami victims in Asia…I’d say we’re pretty lucky.