|Posted on May 15, 2011 at 2:19 AM||comments (0)|
YO DADDY SO OLD HE CAN STICK IT FROM DA FRONT, HE HAS TO GET IT FROM DA BACK.
Yo daddy’s so stupid he looked in the mirror and said someones in the house.
Yo daddy is so old that when he sneezes he sneezes dust.
Yo daddy so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get it hard.
Yo daddy’s so fat his parents had to take him to the pacific ocean to get him baptized.
|Posted on May 2, 2011 at 2:18 AM||comments (7)|
YO DADDY SOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD HE KNEW BURGER KING WHEN HE WAS A PRINCE.
Yo daddy’s hair so nappy Moses couldn’t part it.
Yo daddy’s so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am i riding.
Yo daddy’s so fat Alaska said “I thought we were the biggest state.”
Yo daddy’s so poor i saw him walking down the street kicking a cardboard box i asked what are you doing he said moving.
|Posted on April 2, 2011 at 2:17 AM||comments (2)|
Yo daddy so old Jesus signed his yearbook.
Yo daddy so poor that one day i seen him walking down the street with a can and i said what are you doing and he said moving.
Yo daddy so skinny he can hula-hoop through a cheerio!
Yo daddy so stupid he stared at an orange juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said “concentrate.”
Yo daddy so stupid he tried to throw a rock at the ground and he missed.
|Posted on March 2, 2011 at 2:16 AM||comments (0)|
Yo daddy so fat he walked outside with a yellow jacket on and everyone yelled”Taxi!!!!!”
Yo daddy so fat when he walks china has an earth quake.
Yo daddy so gay. I called him a fag and he chased me wit his purple purse.
Yo daddy so got damn dumb when somebody told him that it was chilly out side he came out with a bowl.
Yo daddy so old he had to stick his dick in the freezer to get a hard-on.
|Posted on February 2, 2011 at 2:15 AM||comments (1)|
YO DADDY IS SO UGLY THAT HE SCARED 3 BLIND PEOPLE.
Yo daddy so dumb he ran into a park car!
Yo daddy so dumb when he jump the fence the gate was open!
Yo daddy so fat he jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo daddy so fat he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed!
|Posted on January 2, 2011 at 2:15 AM||comments (7)|
My friends daddy is so dumb my friend was kicking a cardboard box down the street he said were getting evicted.
Yo daddy dick so lil if your mom was an ant she still couldn’t play with it.
Yo daddy dick so small he put it in yo mama, she said is it in yet.
Yo daddy is so bald that I used his head as a mirror!
Yo daddy is so stupid I told him if he guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three.